"Best Albums of 2010 1. The Paperbacks - Severance Package 2. Noon - Midnight 3. Premature Mastication - Lyon in the Moonlight 7" 4. Tides - Midget Hysterics 5. Drake - Thank Me Later"
"I think all those people in Africa and the Middle East are just upset that LCD Soundsystem broke up"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. "I'm not sick. I decide the standards of which I live my life. When you're 'ill', you're experiencing more of life than you would healthy." - Hipster Derek "I don't own hats. I own fedoras." - Hipster Derek "You're confusing what the mainstream media calls hipsters with conspiracy theorists. I may be paranoid and shy away from the ideal America is trying to carve into our brains, but I'm not stupid." - Hipster Derek "Actually, I am correct. My opinion is what matters in the reality of my mind, and nothing you can say can change it. Regardless of knowledge, I know that what I know to be true is the truth." - Hipster Derek "I breathe. The rhythm of my heart beating in tandem with my lungs gathering air is the purist, most nonconformist music that exists today." - Hipster Derek "What is a Grammy?" - Hipster Derek "I'm not a pretentious ass. I'm Derek. You may call me what you want, but I'm 100% assured in who I am as a person. By giving me this label, you just show the weakness and self-doubt that lies in your psyche. It's not that you're labeling me that causes this doubt, but the fact that you feel that such labels are necessary at all that is the root. Once you realize that we are not meant to be categorized, you'll understand what I'm saying." - Hipster Derek "That reference is nowhere near obscure enough for me to actually have made it." - Hipster Derek "Who is Charlie Sheen?" - Hipster Derek
Actually, it's all a huge scheme to get everyone posting the IMG link of you wearing Joe's hat everywhere. Then when you least expect it, Keaton's going to switch it out with the smiley of you that you hate so much (the one of you without the hat). And then it'll be EVERYWHERE.
This would be a hipster describing his life philosophy, not popularity. Hipster clarifying the type of hat he wears. Correcting someone who switched two stereotypes together, while defending his intelligence.