The Naughty and Nice Alert.

The Emptiness Machine · Mar 13, 2011

Keep in mind this thread is just for fun.

Idea of the thread, a archive of the best moments past and new of LPA

Nice: when someone post something that you think is memorable/epic/awesome/#Winning quote it here.

Naughty: when someone post something that you think is memorable/epic/awesome/#Winning while being what you consider Naughty quote it here also

Just remember to post things that are within the rules of the forum.

NOW who will start us off?

BlackedOut · Mar 13, 2011

"NOW who will start us off?"

The Emptiness Machine · Mar 13, 2011

You're actually suppose to quote what members posts, recent example.

Dumbledore said: ↑

All right, here it goes. I haven't told anybody this story, and I never thought I would. But then I said FUCK IT. It's too hilarious not to be told.

It was Freshman Year of High School. I woke up feeling the same as usual. I performed my daily routine and then went on the bus. About 5 minutes in, it hit me. My stomach was killing me. The worst part was that my bus ride is a solid 20-25 minutes. So there I was, in agonizing pain, doing everything I can to hold it in. With every red stoplight, I about committed suicide. After about 10 minutes, I figured, "Ok, I'll just let some out, no big deal." So I did. However, as soon as you begin to shit, it becomes even harder to hold the rest in. So there I was, gradually shitting out more and more as the minutes went by. By the time the bus arrived at school, I had completely crapped my pants. I went straight to the bathroom stall and pulled my pants down. It was all over the place. A good amount of it was latched to my legs. So I went to work. I used probably half of a roll of toilet paper (and you know how efficient school toilet paper is....) to clean myself. I attempted to pick up all the shit and put it in the toilet. Unfortunately, it was just too damn much. I had no idea what the fuck I was going to do now. Meanwhile, class had started a good 10 minutes ago. What came next was a maneuver I will never forget. After I cleaned my legs, I took my underwear off and attempted to place it in the toilet to get all the shit off. What the fuck was I thinking? I took the underwear out and, of course, it was drenched. What I did next was maybe the biggest risk I've ever taken. I put my jeans on while holding the underwear by my finger tips. I made sure no one was in the bathroom with me, then I dashed like hell out of the stall and tossed my damp, shit scented underwear in the trash. I then quick washed my hands (which were covered in shit), then went to class.

I ended up going home after first period because of the stomach virus I had. Thank god, or else I would have went the whole school day with no underwear. I never found out what happened in the bathroom after I left. I never heard anyone at school talking about finding a pair of underwear in the trash, so I guess I was in the clear, lol. It was one of the most tense mornings of my life. All because didn't want to go to the nurse and tell them that I pooped my pants.

Can any of you bitches top that?

P.S., the day ended up being ok because when I got home, I saw that Linkin Park released a song called Not Alone .
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Albeit disgusting, that post is epic in its hilariousness.

$pvcxGhxztCasey · Mar 13, 2011

not what i was hoping for when I clicked on this thread.

The Emptiness Machine · Mar 13, 2011

Casey said: ↑

not what i was hoping for when I clicked on this thread.
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Dammit, not everyone can provide C&B Casey.

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Maybe a mod can change this thread title to LPA BEST MOMENTS,
I think that would suit what I meant this thread to be better.

$pvcxGhxztCasey · Mar 13, 2011

but you can baby

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