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  1. Super Sonic

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    A sky full of red grapes of wrath and a few melons to soften the penis of Jeff, which is flaccid due to the sight of Minus dressing up as ShankyShank buying forumz. Minus then got himself stuck in Jeffs house, which was made of hippo hide, gingerbread, lamb chops and a hint of garlic to make the flavour unbearable to taste. It was so disgusting that Derek took out his hand from his skin tight jeans which were orange and covered his picture of Minus over his nose. It made him notice that Minus was actually ShankyShank disguised as a dust filled penis named prince Albert. The next day, rape took place with a pie from VeLLi's shelf and a singing mouse with a undeniable love for a big penis. Unfortunately for him Bill Clinton had eaten the pie and claimed he wanted a piece of a meat snack made of some unusual coke, he had sexual encounter with a horse because of the size of his giant enormous ego the size of a giant pinky toe from a man who didn't have sexual preferences or any toes but his. Several hours later passed by when Jeff returned home he found something sick and twisted. It was Soundwave playing twister with a naked man. Surprised Soundwave fell not so graciously and sposthaste the incredibly weird situation. Jeff watched blood turn into wine as Jesus took the wheel of his SUV and rolled it in pure golden mermaids with big boobs. Derek burst in, waking up kangaroos drinking chocolate milk on gold cobras caused much panic throughout the entire house causing Derek to knock one tooth out and bite his toe. He hung his balls and left
     
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    A sky full of red grapes of wrath and a few melons to soften the penis of Jeff, which is flaccid due to the sight of Minus dressing up as ShankyShank buying forumz. Minus then got himself stuck in Jeffs house, which was made of hippo hide, gingerbread, lamb chops and a hint of garlic to make the flavour unbearable to taste. It was so disgusting that Derek took out his hand from his skin tight jeans which were orange and covered his picture of Minus over his nose. It made him notice that Minus was actually ShankyShank disguised as a dust filled penis named prince Albert. The next day, rape took place with a pie from VeLLi's shelf and a singing mouse with a undeniable love for a big penis. Unfortunately for him Bill Clinton had eaten the pie and claimed he wanted a piece of a meat snack made of some unusual coke, he had sexual encounter with a horse because of the size of his giant enormous ego the size of a giant pinky toe from a man who didn't have sexual preferences or any toes but his. Several hours later passed by when Jeff returned home he found something sick and twisted. It was Soundwave playing twister with a naked man. Surprised Soundwave fell not so graciously and sposthaste the incredibly weird situation. Jeff watched blood turn into wine as Jesus took the wheel of his SUV and rolled it in pure golden mermaids with big boobs. Derek burst in, waking up kangaroos drinking chocolate milk on gold cobras caused much panic throughout the entire house causing Derek to knock one tooth out and bite his toe. He hung his balls and left them on the
     
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    A sky full of red grapes of wrath and a few melons to soften the penis of Jeff, which is flaccid due to the sight of Minus dressing up as ShankyShank buying forumz. Minus then got himself stuck in Jeffs house, which was made of hippo hide, gingerbread, lamb chops and a hint of garlic to make the flavour unbearable to taste. It was so disgusting that Derek took out his hand from his skin tight jeans which were orange and covered his picture of Minus over his nose. It made him notice that Minus was actually ShankyShank disguised as a dust filled penis named prince Albert. The next day, rape took place with a pie from VeLLi's shelf and a singing mouse with a undeniable love for a big penis. Unfortunately for him Bill Clinton had eaten the pie and claimed he wanted a piece of a meat snack made of some unusual coke, he had sexual encounter with a horse because of the size of his giant enormous ego the size of a giant pinky toe from a man who didn't have sexual preferences or any toes but his. Several hours later passed by when Jeff returned home he found something sick and twisted. It was Soundwave playing twister with a naked man. Surprised Soundwave fell not so graciously and sposthaste the incredibly weird situation. Jeff watched blood turn into wine as Jesus took the wheel of his SUV and rolled it in pure golden mermaids with big boobs. Derek burst in, waking up kangaroos drinking chocolate milk on gold cobras caused much panic throughout the entire house causing Derek to knock one tooth out and bite his toe. He hung his balls and left them on the kitchen sink to
     
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    A sky full of red grapes of wrath and a few melons to soften the penis of Jeff, which is flaccid due to the sight of Minus dressing up as ShankyShank buying forumz. Minus then got himself stuck in Jeffs house, which was made of hippo hide, gingerbread, lamb chops and a hint of garlic to make the flavour unbearable to taste. It was so disgusting that Derek took out his hand from his skin tight jeans which were orange and covered his picture of Minus over his nose. It made him notice that Minus was actually ShankyShank disguised as a dust filled penis named prince Albert. The next day, rape took place with a pie from VeLLi's shelf and a singing mouse with a undeniable love for a big penis. Unfortunately for him Bill Clinton had eaten the pie and claimed he wanted a piece of a meat snack made of some unusual coke, he had sexual encounter with a horse because of the size of his giant enormous ego the size of a giant pinky toe from a man who didn't have sexual preferences or any toes but his. Several hours later passed by when Jeff returned home he found something sick and twisted. It was Soundwave playing twister with a naked man. Surprised Soundwave fell not so graciously and sposthaste the incredibly weird situation. Jeff watched blood turn into wine as Jesus took the wheel of his SUV and rolled it in pure golden mermaids with big boobs. Derek burst in, waking up kangaroos drinking chocolate milk on gold cobras caused much panic throughout the entire house causing Derek to knock one tooth out and bite his toe. He hung his balls and left them on the kitchen sink to --- That's a wrap!
     
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    New story then! :awesome:

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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea
     
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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea as part of a sick sex
     
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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea as part of a sick sex fetish organized by Derek The Infamous.
     
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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea as part of a sick sex fetish organized by Derek The Infamous. He was assisted
     
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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea as part of a sick sex fetish organized by Derek The Infamous. He was assisted by Sonic and
     
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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea as part of a sick sex fetish organized by Derek The Infamous. He was assisted by Sonic and he wanted a
     
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    Long ago in a cold, dark basement lived a strange Soundwave who smuggled some large ninja pandas from Papua New Guinea as part of a sick sex fetish organized by Derek The Infamous. He was assisted by Sonic and he wanted a ninja panda for smoking with his
     

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