Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

Missed that one, but the vibrating penis ring..... omg.

Sounds good to me. He needs to fall off the face of the world in my opinion.

 

''is it connected to an electrical outlet?"

EDIT: Erm did I just hear Hahninator on loveline?

 

he's not dead

 

"I was chillin in the kitchen, making a sandwich when all of the sudden I heard a tremendous noise coming down the stairs. My dad fell down the whole flight and when he finally reached the floor he took a deep breath and exclaimed "AWW BALLS!" I LOL'd so hard and asked "Hey dad, have a nice trip?" trying to hide my LOL.

HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

Within an inch of my life.

I'm still covered in blood and shaking violently. The door's locked, but OH MY FUCKING GOD.

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD



HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THOUGH LOL"

 

Yes Luke, you did.

Damn.

 

I'm hearing he faked it, so he could get some rep back, by coming out and saying he wasn't dead, didn't know who said it to begin with, blah blah blah.


....

 

And the award for lamest stunt of the year goes to......

 

The coldest story ever told.

 

i'm happy for you kanye, i'mma let you finish, but jesus had one of the best faked deaths OF ALL TIME... OF ALL TIME.

 

Man, Borderlands gets difficult really quick when playing solo. Almost got owned on the first boss.

 

I'm a post whore today

 

aced it

 

Ouch. Too harsh?

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I'm digging Pixie Lotts.

 

Good cover

 

I don't think so, Kanye West pretty much is the perfect representation of a famous person who has entirely let what he perceives to be his over whelming talent, which I personally think he is lacking, go to his head and as a result his ego is the size of a certain planet with a huge red spot on it.

He could fade away into obscurity, but unfortunately, I don't think that will be happening any time soon.

 

need that reenlistment letter fast

 

Dude headache!

 

!

Not really, no.


Pixie Lott? She's epic, srsly.

 

It kinda is. Joking is all well and good but if anyone genuinely thinks he should die for those reasons they should grow up and get their priorities right.

 

Nah, I meant falling of the face of the Earth metaphorically. Like, fading into obscurity. I don't really wish death on anyone, but he needs to kind of fade out of the spotlight until he can sort out his priorities, and stop being a douche.