My mom was already talking about taking her to the doctor. Shortly after she said that, I told her my sister was faking. She got mad at me. FML.
I woke up and put on a Beatles shirt today. This is what happened when I came out of my room. My mom: Where's your July 4th shirt? Me: Today's...
When I feel heavy metal...
See, the thing is that my mom doesn't think she's got anything more than a swollen eyelid. This fact pisses my sister off. Still, my mom's not...
Fifteen. I understand the whole wanting to be like the people you admire (I've done the same thing), but don't you think faking a medical...
I don't know where else to put this, as it is of a more serious nature than a random one. I'm in a bit of a predicament at the moment, because...
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was...
This is fucking epic.
I wish we'd quit with this. We're moving. We're not. We're moving again.
NonononononononoNOOO! We're moving tomorrow. It was postponed from last week. So we're actually doing it tomorrow. But we have nowhere to go and...
While it's sad that he died, I'm not too sure it was entirely just the stress of the tour. He's been accused several times of inappropriate...
Not to be rude, but wait till Paul McCartney goes.
Last night, for one perfect second, I got that squealing noise from Mayonaise. But it was because my (highly microphonic) bridge pickup fell into...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31400926/ns/world_news-weird_news/
Hahahaa, day 47 FTW.
That's what scares the shit out of me about what I do.
That compilation was epic, but I personally would have put Exo-Politics and Bliss as the first two songs. And Plug In Baby can never be on a mix...
It looks good, but seriously, the kid playing Ang looks so weird. This better not turn out to be a repeat of the Happening, or I'm not going to...
I understand that men can be pigs. I get that. But when I can't even offer to help a woman at the grocery store without being yelled at for being...
My arms feel like they're going to fall off. And I've still got three more songs to do. :/ Also, I'd like to stab my internet in the throat.