I love my new shoes <3
For one of my assessments I have to write a song so I've decided to do exactly what people don't expect me to do and have written an acoustic rap...
Frank Turner is awesome
You have to be shitting me :lol:! How the fuck do I write about that?!?! :lol:! Whoever thought this theme up needs a handshake from me :lol:
Woops. Missed uni again today :P I've also got an assessment that needs to be done by Monday that consists of writing a full song, recording it,...
I can't wait to see what the person that gets my theme does :lol:
Shut up or I'll ruin your marriage.
Hilarious. Lesson: Don't mess with scousers :lol:
These are too good :lol: The one about Soviet Russia is my favourite though :D I took inspiration from you and started writing my own as well XD
In my opinion it's not cheating. As for if it should be brought up, I think if the porn is what's making the marriage sexless then it should be...
Japan gave you a present?!? :o How come I don't get presents from countries? :(
I'm up for it. Sounds like fun :D
Today I saw someone get hit by a car. While they were on the sidewalk. Not nice. Scariest part is that if I'd have spent like, an extra 2 minutes...
Dayum I was hammered last night. But now I am hungry... :(
I can understand it for some products, mainly CD's, DVD's and games, because piracy means they lose revenue. In this case though I agree,...
Tonight I saw two girls that I have to kiss. Stunning. Also, today I wrote some nice variations of the old "roses are red" poem that explain how...
Sex with their hand.
It's ridiculous. She's 16, doing what 16 year olds do; pissing around. It does my head in the way that celebrities are treated in such a different...
Falls under the "sex" part.
It's better to be single on Valentine's Day... Think about it, emotional girls that don't want to be alone during this day of "love" or...