I was quite the songsbird in the old days, apparently. Looking back, they're very stupid, but if Will can make a thread about his variations of "roses are red..", then damnit, I can do this. We'll start with a crowd pleaser, and my most popular apparently. That was alot of fun, wasn't it? Anya secretly loved it. Soon after this song was posted, she filed paperwork with the Clearwater City Council and then all of the sudden, my wages were being garnished. Fuck. Up next, is a little diddy about the best administrator on a website ever. Sorry, Todd. Mark is one of the coolest mofo's on this board, no questions asked. Even if he's always away on MSN. but that's okay, I guess canadians are required by law to have their status at away. Oh, hey, Tomi.. And finally, this last one... well, it's for the suicidal, Conor Oberst's #1 fan inside of us all. I heard Papa Roach's "...To Be Loved", and they totally stole the first two lines of my chorus. Well, I hope you enjoyed this stroll down memory lane. If you want to see my serious short stories, then just search the board for them. I got alot of feedback on MySpace from people about one, and the other was, well, a piece of shit. But, hey! this is the writer's cove. nothing new