Corrupt A Wish

Granted now you passed pre-k!
I wish it wasn't so cold

 

Granted, its now to warm

I wish i could be bothered to turn the volume down.

 

granted, it's on mute

i wish i can concentrate now

 

Granted now you're concentrating on what to type now here
I wish for a dozen donuts!

 

granted, they are made of plastic

i wish to live a day as squidward

 

Granted, but you sleep all day

I wish to live a day as Super Sonic

 

granted, you got captured by eggman for the day

i wish it was cold today

 

Granted, a giant meteor hits the earth and the fallout blocks out the sun for a century. Hows that for cold

I wish the corruptions in this thread were a little more epic

 

Granted, this is now the most epic corruption ever.

I wish for even more epicness

 

granted, it cant be anymore epic than it already is

i wish for LP to at least give us clues for their next album

 

They're keeping it a secret cause of the single they did with Beiber!
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

 

granted, the next day you work 24 hrs

i wish i can have anything i set my mind on

 

Granted, but you don't think of anything.

I wish I was more epic than I already am

 

Granted, but your epicness causes a nuclear explosion.

I wish all my grants didn't end in the end of the world

 

Granted, but it ends the sun

I wish for a drink

 

Granted but all we have is water.
I wish I can stay awake.

 

Granted, but you never sleep ever again

I wish i could think of a wish.

 

Granted, but it's a stupid wish
I wish I wasn't so cool

 

Gra. . . wait someone already seems to have granted this one

I wish for a good nights sleep

 

Granted, but you never wake up

I wish my headache would go away