Mr. Froggy is Gone

If your not a big fan of LP I suggest to not
read this but If you are you might think this
is funny. Its basically a script that could
be an anime in time that can be downloaded
from the net. Thats what I heard from
ieDissLPHaters the creator of the series.
You can find his old journal at
http://www.linkinpark.com/lpc/journalview.php
?id=382498. You can now talk to him at myspace at www.myspace.com/iepirate.

Joe: Hello?
Chester: I love you...
Joe: (Hangs Up)
(Phone rings)
Joe: Hello?
(Still ringing)
Joe: (Bangs the phone aginst the table)
Joe: FUCKING THING!!!
Joe: (Beats the living shit out of the
phone)
Mike: (Walks in...)
Joe: (Still beating the shit out of it)
Mike: (Stares at Joe)

BANG!!!
RING!!!
BANG!!!
RING!!!
BANG!!!
RING!!!

Mike: Dude, what the hell are you doing...?
Joe: The phone wont work!
Mike: Dude that's Chesters head...
Joe: ?... (Looks to his right...)
Chester: LOL!
Joe: EEEEK!!!
Mike: I was on the phone the whole time, and
I walked in to see what that thrashing was
Chester: It was my fucking head
(Phone rings)
Joe: (Picks up the phone)
Chester: Dont touch my head!
Joe: Hello
Mike: Take the phone Joe
Joe: (Takes phone)
Joe: Hello
... : I got Mr. Froggy Muaahahahahahaa!
Joe: NO!!! Not Mr. Froggy!!!
Mike: Mr. Froggy is on the tour bus
Joe: What?
Joe: Give me Mr. Froggy, Chester!
... : (Hang's up)
Chester: What was up with that...?
Joe: He said he took Mr. Froggy
Mike: But he's right there...
Joe: Well whatever, I'm going to sleep
Chester: Same here
Brad: What was that banging?
Chester: Joe and his mom
Mike: Joe was beating Chester in the head
Brad: LOL!
Chester: He thought my head was a phone...
Brad: ...LOL!
Joe: At least I don't like Madonna...
Chester: Don't mock the Madonna!!! Shes
one sexy bitch!
Mike: LOL!
Brad: LOL!
Phoenix: Dude shut up I'm sleeping
Rob: Yeah man
Mike: How did you not wake up?
Phoenix: I just did
Mike: No, Joe was beating the shit out of
Chesters head, the phone rang, then Joe was
in horror of the loss of Froggy but he
actually wasn't lost he was right there,
the dude hanged up then Joe and Chester were
fighting over Madanna th...
Phoenix: ...LOL! Why was he beating his head
Rob: LOL!
Chester: He thought I was the phone...
Phoenix: LOL!!!
Rob: LOL!!!
Joe: Shut up!!! This was a midnight
crisis...
Mike: He's right there...
Joe: Well I love Mr. Froggy... (Snuggles with
Mr. Froggy)
Chester: LOL
Phoenix: LOL
Rob: LOL
Mike: LOL
Joe: You know lets just go to sleep...
Chester: Ok

[The Next Day]
(Phone rings)
Joe: Hello?
Chester: dude get your hands off my head!
Joe: (Takes the real phone)
... : I got Mr. Froggy for real
Joe: (Screams)
Chester: (Falls out of bed)
Mike: WHAT TH...!!
Brad: JEEZE!
Phoenix: CRAP!
Rob: OUCH!!!
Joe: Mr. Froggy is gone!!!
Chester: Hold Me... LOL!
Mike: LOL!
Brad: LOL!
Phoenix: LOL!
Rob: LOL!
Joe: I'm serious he's gone!
Mike: Where did you last put him?
Joe: I was sleeping with him
Chester: And your mom...
Mike: LOL!
Brad: Dude he really is gone...
Joe: we gotta find him
Mike: We have a show to do though
Chester: Maybe he's at the show!
Joe: yeah maybe

[At The Show]
Chester: What's up people!!!
Audience: (Screams)
Mike: Here we go guys it's Faint!
Joe: I wish Mr. Froggy was here...
(Brad, Joe and Rob starts rocking out)
Mike: I am a little bit of loneliness a
little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the
fact that everyone can see
these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you
to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I
can't convince you, to just believe
this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back
like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all
that I got
Chester: I can't feel the way I did
before
Don't turn your back o...
(phone rings)
Chester: What the hell...!
Audience: ......................
Chester: Hello?
... : I got Mr. Froggy
Chester: Dude I'm kinda busy!
... : Take 20 steps into the audience and
you'll get Mr Froggy...
Chester: Okay...
Chester: (Takes 20 steps...)
Chester: Joe what the hell are you doing
here?
Joe: I took Mr. Froggy!!!
Muahahahahahahahahaa!
Audience: LOL................ (Some people
didn't laugh...)
Chester: Why?
Joe: I just did
Mike: How?
Joe: That was my pal on the phone that sounds
just like me!
Chester: He's good...

[On The Tour Bus]
Chester: Ok Mike let's take Mr. Froggy...
Mike: Why...?
Chester: I want to trick him
Mike: Ok cool...
Mike: (Takes Mr Froggy...)
Chester: Lets throw it out the window...
Mike: Nah, he'll freak out...
Chester: Thats what were trying to do!
Mike: I know but let's do something so he
get's it back...
Chester: Ok...
Phoenix: I'll hide it under my hat..
Chester: Great hiding place!
Mike: (Laughs quietly)
Phoenix: Hehehehehe...
Joe: Ok Mr. Froggy, Let's take your bath
now so I can wa...
Joe: NO!!!!!!!
Chester: What's up?
Joe: Mr. Froggy is gone!!!
Joe: Do you know were he is?
Chester: I can't recall...
Joe: You have him don't you?
Chester: Noooo.....
Joe: Yeah you do, give him back you Madonna
lover!
Chester: I don't have him.......really
Joe: This can't be happ...
Phoenix: he's under my hat...
Joe: MR. FROGGY!!!!

[The Next Day]
Chester: were's my Madonna CD?!!!
Mike: Dont know...
Joe: I have no idea...
Chester: I gonna mess you up!
Mike: Don't hurt him
Chester: No I'll just hurt Mr. Froggy!!!
Joe: No!!! don't!!!
Chester: Muhahahahaha
(Phone rings)
Chester: Hello?
... : I got your Maddona CD...

 

QUOTED FOR TRUTH ON ALL SUBJECTS NOTED.

 

What in the seven shades of shit is this?

If you wanna be taken seriously on these forums don't post such crap here ever again.

 

Thanks for being honest but you didn't have to be so hostile about it. This is also pretty old too and not his best one in my opinion. I don't know, you probably didn't get it at all to not laugh. Not the right crowd I guess.

 

LOL.

You guys are wrong. It was hilarious because it was so sad.

 

Actually, I understood all of it.

Hence the reason that it's stupidity made me cry.

 

You people can't take a joke-seriously. Everywhere I have seen this people enjoyed it except here. Let see you make up a hilarious joke. Out of thin air, not about the thread. If I can post something that can make people laugh and you can't, then you can't say what is funny and what is not funny.

 

I can just imagine the people of Lincoln Park just sitting around yelling out acronyms rather than actually laughing.

 

oO

Sorry, I didn't understand like... any of that.

 

If you couldn't understand that I doubt you understood the whole point of the thread. Seriously I'm surprised this wasn't blocked yet. Infact whoever can, do it. because I'm tired of arguing with morons.

 

I'm not a moron, grow up and stop calling names.

 

If you mature just block the friggin thing. Also from the way it was written, it was out of pure fun, not "fantasy." I don't see anything sexual in it thats "fantasy." The guy who wrote this got the most comments from this one so I showed off this one. This one isn't my type of humor either, just the most popular one. As for the moron thing, I'll apologize if you do. You shouldn't have laughed at me. Which I don't think thats mature at all.

 

Fine, make fun of me. I'm not posting anymore.