Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback...
How about: Derek, the man, the myth, the ketchup? *chuckles* Have no idea!
How about: "Chestersnose solo"
Messy
Derek fucks disturbing cats called Benjamin's except not actually being free and loyal to the Rasta Mike community. Casey's Cunt is not needed in...
Slippery
Amy Winehouse- Rehab (remix w/Jay-z)
When is either Mike or Chester is not on the Kevin & Bean show? What's there to talk about anyway?
New
Loses
*grumbles* They only reason they're going to vegas is to gamble! It would not kill them to come to aleast New Orleans! *kicks ground*...
Jill
Take
Only with myself. Do you like Adele?
Only if there is nothing else to eat. Do you like cartoons?
Sure Do you like cookies?
Snowflakes
Once upon a planking derek's asshole, there once was another planking derek that planked only on Jeff's mom once every quadrillion taco bell...
Might as well give that one to Adele, since she was nominated for everything else. *chuckles*
Slut!