That's why I can't believe I fell for it. I knew a joke like this was coming, I just thought this wasn't it.
As my bladder screams the car hits a bump. My ass makes a thump and now there's piss on the seats. :lol: I wrote that on the cover of a...
I totally can't believe I fell for that one. :lol:
Unless you're taller than me, out the way bub. :P
Oh. My. God. Everyone's deciding to leave at once. Wow. Everyone that's leaving: :hug: Even though I'm not really that well aquainted with all...
Belts, whips, chains, or a combination of all three?
My best friend. I'm totally in love with her. I seriously want to tell her though, but I dunno if she feels the same way, so I don't want to make...
OH NOES! NOT THE MOMMY GLARE!!! :lol:
You make jokes? :lol: Can I buy one? How much is it to have one delivered via air mail?
What the fuck?
I totally can't believe that people like my Bummer thing. Not that that's a bad thing, but I just can't believe it.
Me too. Every song he produces, he's gotta be all "hey" in it. And I've been told several times when I bring that up that it's not "hey", it's...
OMG. You just dissed Timbaland. I love you forever. :lol:
He's amessing. That's why I'm going to request he be added to the LPA emoticons list. It's worth a shot, I figure.
I'm not gonna promise anything. :P
OFFA has made his LPA debut as my avatar. Everyone give him a round of applause.
I SAID "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?" :lol:
Mine's not. I haven't been able to log in all morning.
Right now, I hate how slow USPS Standrad Ground Shipping is.
Good morning.