It's because you fail at life... Keaton...
Sound of Music
Evil. Rats live on no evil star. Laptop or Desktop?
Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 AKA Nineteen seven nine.
I know what I ate for dinner. I just had a Slim-Fast, actually. Now I'm working out. Also I ate out your mother.
JUST LIKE ME... AND YOU.
Brain. Gee Brain, what're we going to do tonight?! Same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Homer. Why you little... Bart or Stewie?
Saul Williams - WTF! I'm fighting every war at once and I'm winning.
You will never hear that song the same way again. Also, the whole thing?! You SICK FREAK YOU. FOR SHAME SIR. FOOOOOR SHAAAAAME.
I couldn't care either way. That's what she said. Think about it. Pens or Pencils?
Stone Sour - Zzyxz Rd. Still can't believe this guy is in Slipknot as well.
Random Task. "Who throws a shoe? Really? You fight like a woman!"
If it was Telephone, I would've LOL'd harder. Mostly because of THIS video: Don't say I didn't warn you. 8qBFNaA7u1E
What is this I don't even know what to do. Oh right, yes I do. Reported.
I'm watching you watch over me And I've got the greatest view from here
Public Enemy. Insert fairly obvious reference to a song referenced by Mike Shinoda in WTCFM here A Tribe Called Quest or Digable Planets?
Nike. Just do it! Vans or DCs?
Silverchair - The Greatest View Why oh why did their latest album have to be absolute crap?
The Tick: Cartoon. You can watch a bunch of the episodes on Youtube. Recess or Rugrats?