Doug. Roger Klotz was the shit. Ren & Stimpy or Beavis & Butthead?
Copeland - Chin Up Why did this band have to call it quits?! LAME.
No problem. Now do what I asked, slave. I don't have all day.
Achmed. And if you disagree, SILENCE! I KEEL YOU! Sister Sister or Full House?
Difficult. As in, it wasn't that difficult to get into your mother's pants last night.
Peanut. Je fuh fuh. Dunhaaaaaaaaam. DOT COM. On a stick. Achmed or Peanut?
I think I'm going to have invisible text in all of my posts from now on. Why? Because it's fun, dumbass. Now get away from me. I don't like being...
Wang Lee Hom - Hua Tian Cuo The first one is the artist name. The second one is the song title. Look it up. Pretty fucking dope song.
Neither. Or in the case of Shia's favorite line in every movie that exists, "NO NO NO NO" Pitch Black or Chronicles of Riddick?
I think anyone that can't tell when you're being sarcastic is dense as hell. Just like the people who can't tell when I'm sarcastic. Which is, you...
Lights - Romance Is I love this girl so much. I would so marry her. <3
Neither. Not my cup of tea. That's what I'd say if I was British like Joe or Dean. Shia Labeouf or Frankie Muniz?
Iron & Wine - Such Great Heights Garden State had such a dope soundtrack. Damn you Zach Braff and your amazing song compilation skills.
Gin and Juice. SNOOP DOGG BABY Hip-Hop or Rap?
Played your mother like a fiddle last night. But I digress.
Pulp Fiction. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?! Sam Adams or Sam Jackson?
If it were me, I'd find a way. But you're obviously not me, so you fail.
Woohoo is the name of that one song by The 5, 6, 7, 8's. Kill Bill 1 or Kill Bill 2?
Buzz Buzz buzz Lightyear to the rescue! The first person to quote this or read this, COUGH JAY, is a mother douche prick. Subtle or blunt?
You should be able to. And the fact that you don't means you are obviously not as awesome as I am. Just saying.