Lol the last one is basically what I have now. But I was thinking something a little more on the crazy side.
-Would you give a guy a foot massage? - Fuck you Girl with the dragon tattoo 9/10- I will be watching this one again over next few days.
Too stylish. I was thinking something a little more... Unique if you catch my drift.
You know what really grinds my gears, when I'm trying to chill out naked in my place and some random person walks in and meat gazes you.
I want do something new with my hair. Not sure what.
Pulp fiction 8.5/10- just saw it for the first time and I can see why its a classic. The whole movie is just conversation but its fucking genious....
No movie has ever made me want to start smoking so bad.
All I can say is God fucking bless America.
I will say this. It's her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. And its for a good cause so good on her. . . I guess.
Mountain dew and mac and cheese
Lol that's not even the actual album cover. The real one is pretty inspiring as well :P [ATTACH]
I've only seen Ted so far this year. It was a great movie though. I almost cried when his stuffing got ripped out.
It's the madden curse!!! It's real I tellz ya!
You know what's adorable? [ATTACH] Me as chubby wittle baby! Awwwww aren't I the cutest?!
Stop me when this sounds weird, but I totally expected you to be Hispanic...
There was a headline on my ESPN app that said "Bears maul lions." Now i didn't watch the game but there is literally nothing that could have...
Well, just voted for the first time in my whole entire fucking life. I voted for Gary Johnson and I feel pretty good about it. Also voted to...
This might sound crazy but I've heard theories about it that had some merritt. But if you could some create a wormhole (essentially a bend or a...
Hmm... I need mountain dew.
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