My textbooks probably weigh more than me :(
homeless
bargain
sell
I am a postwhore today!
Deodorant is pretty cheap :awesome:
I disapprove of Dan's exit
I disapprove you disapproving my disapproval :s (Is that correct Mr Grammar Nazi?)
I disapprove
I have so much clothes/bags that I haven't worn or used that still have tags attached to them lol. I don't know why I buy shit that I never use....
numbers
I need to learn how to sell stuff on Ebay :awesome:
clever
fishing
You still can't catch me though
Nah I don't have chrome dentures as I am growing old gracefully. However, IF I did have dentures and you tried to rob me I would have sped off in...
*Beats you up with my walking stick whilst laughing toothlessly*
Sharks
Hmm I'm sure my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate was a girl. You have been exposed Ms Minus!
crowdsurfing