Linkin Park smokes crack for the next single, would be for fitting.
Well i have a heart-ache. The emotional kind. Beat that.
I just realised your in Perth. 2 hours behind is it? 'Kinell. Western People and their going to bed early plans. Might aswell go to bed now. My...
Well you are invisible, before you start telling me I smell. I'm actually wearing Hugo Boss. So i am the anti-smell. That is "Essence of Hugo"...
Your life has been spared. Were you drunk posting last night. You posted something rather odd in the "soccer" thread. 1. Thriller 25.
I wish I was still getting FUCT and picking up woman. But the RSL failed tonight. Are you actually going to bed? Bear in mind I might also go...
Everyone one without Thriller 25 on their lists should rethink how they value their lives. I own a rather sharp pen, and i'm not afraid to use it.
We raped it with our tales of a woman-less time in our lives. How depressing. I just realised it's 1am, and Harlz isn't online. What a softy....
Oh my dearest physio. Sitting here, drinking fizzy-o. Would do anything for your love Make a fist, hit myself with a glove. If it meant that I...
I need one. I see her occasionaly at the RSL but not enough. We build up a great friendship but I see her fuck all now. Twice a week for 10...
Fuck. You think you're sober and then you roll out the stupid typos. I just watched them on showtime once. Quality films. I'm a sucker for them...
I stole it from Win a Tad with Tad Hamilton. I think. That or Just Friends. I can't remember but they were both typical fall in love, love turns...
Well I wish you extreme success in making her realise said boyfriend is a wanker. This is how it will go: You will move on to girl at work and...
House parties ay. Kinda miss them. Haven't been to one in years. Well actually a few months but yea. They were all the rage in year 12. Sounds...
I went in with a few dudes, got smashed expecting the batallion of people to arrive later... No such luck. Was fucking shit. Lost $40 on...
leavers? You mean Schoolies? I'm not really following. I don't really know "she" at all. I've had too much rum.
Get FUCT so you can say some awesome girl-pulling stuff to "she".
Get off the computer and go get FUCT! In my honour.
Well that was definately the most boring night out, ever.
So fucking tired. Computers are shit. Very un-entertaining things.