Granted, but before you can take a drink a hobo whacks you across the head and steals your bottle. I wish that all my bills were paid off.
Rump
Sharpie Markers or Crayons?
Theme has been submitted. Haha I couldn't think of anything so mine is a little messed up. :lol:
I'm in ( Thanks to Ben pointing this contest out to me ). Two quick questions (I'm on a phone and in a hurry so I don't have time to scroll back...
Once again, these are wishes, not miracles. :lol: I wish I had Spider-Man's Powers.
Thriller
Fast Zombies or Ghost?
Granted, but I had to break your finger too take your mind off the pain in your foot. I wish that it was Saturday.
Horror
Granted, but your wife, the first lady, is Hillary Clinton and she has you by the balls at all times. I wish I had a piece of pie.
Vomit Hot or COld?
Granted, but the pizza guy got lost and took your pizza to the wrong house. I wish that I Could visit space!
Granted, but then you get food poisoning from eating the salmon. I wish for a new stereo system for my car.
North Good Witch or Bad Witch?
Once upon a time, in the forest of shit made of fartingtons, Derek and Jesse broke the story but not Jesse. Jesse's evil twin, on Brokeback...
Nightmare
Avenged
Granted... Oh wait, denied. These are wishes, not miracles. :P I wish for a Klondike bar.