The fact that you even came up with the scenario means you were thinking about it.
It's kind of weird that everyone wants to see me and Daniel get together. What none of you know is that it's actually already happened.
I'm pretty hungry. I'm pretty in the moonlight, too.
I farted and it smells like I should probably be quarantined for the next three years just to make sure I'm not made of pure toxic elements.
That made no sense. I'd like to apologize for this statement.
It's OK.
I'm more than 95% convinced that she doesn't want anything to do with me further than just being my friend. Oh well. Life goes on.
I used to spit-shine Casey's shoes. And he wore sandals.
Don't worry, everyone who didn't notice I'm gone! I'm back!
...:lol: At least they're not breaking up.
LOL. :lol: I'm decent at guitar but I suck at Guitar Hero.
Jesus Christ, no one fucking cares. Shut up about it already. Not directed toward anyone here.
If it's too much for you, you should slow down. If he really cares about the relationship, he'll understand. But you don't want things to get...
My sister and her boyfriend claimed they were in love with each other three weeks before they'd ever actually met in person. They've been...
I feel like I was awake all night drinking whiskey straight from the bottle And I haven't drank in a month and a half.
My friend described Children of Bodom once as a "bunch of guys who are really good at their instruments but make really bad music." Similarly...
I surely hope I'm allowed to spend the weekend down there. I'd very much love it. G'night.
Seven times.
LMFAO
The Agora? I might have to go.