What the hell are you guys talking about. You have such dirty minds! I was talking about waxing his back hair....
Well maybe if you unclenched a little and didn't complain it hurt too much when I went beyond 4"...
It doesn't work. I told you it was good when it really wasn't for years. It felt like I was being pleasured by a flaccid giraffes ear for years....
Pfffft, don't listen to him ladies, they're all lies! That and the fact that the viagra was the only way he could get it up.
:o Too much LPA baggage? Nevermind. :( I see Andrea browsing the forum though. Now there's someone I could get on board with. :shifty:
You know what! Keep your stupid time and your shitty coffee with Arlene! Next girl to post in here is coming on a date with me! I'm sick of your...
Well I never. :cry: It's never too late. Please. There's still time for us to try again. :cry: :o You're so evil for taking him away from me....
I can still be you lickle sassy Sasquatch! :hug: :o How dare you! just because me and Luke are going through a rough patch you think you can...
Woah woah woah, you said you understood that I had no control over my Sasquatch like behaviour when I was with Louis! He drugged me and turned me...
I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean for you to find out this way, but me and Luke used to see each other all the time when he lived in the UK! but since...
Baby, no need to be jealous. You know you're the only eSexy I chat with. :wub:
We could quote each other and say our names all night, just using a different smilie... ... which is exactly what I'm going to do! ARLENE!...
ARLENE! (w00t)
So bored. Not even my pork and salami sandwich could help me. :( ...and no, that's not a sick metaphor.
Hahaha, yes. You were my inspiration. Hope work goes okay. :thumbsup:
I can't believe it's Friday either. This week has flown by.
Breakfast at 6:00pm? Don't mind if I do!
That or Wayne's World 3. :lol:
Completely unrelated note, but LOL at the Smoke Monster in your sig. :lol:
Yeah, it would make a lot of sense and to be honest, it's the only way I can see this working. It would be interesting if the characters on the...