SASQUATCH BE MYFIKAKL CRRRRRAAAAWWWWTURE HOO EATEY YOO ANDD YEWR FAMIWY
HMMMMM SASQUATCH AGWEE. SAIM FING HAHPPON WEN GEORGE LUCASS STOLEE MAI LUKZ FORHRR CHEWEEEEEIE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MMMMMM SASQUATCH LIEK MIE SUM KEBOB RHOLLZ
RRRRYAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN. SASQUATCH STILLL SLEEAPY
SASQUATCH RWUN FASST TO SCAPE DARRTS
SASQUATCH KNOWWWZ FEEEWING. THAY SHOOT DAWRTS TO SASQUATCH ALLL TAIME :(
SHEEE NHOT IMAJAN. SASQUATCH WHILL BEE EATING HER BONEZ MIE LIEK DURTY LADY SASQUATCH. SASQUATCH ALSSO GO HA HA
MMMMM BAI BAI FOOOOD
SASQUATCH NO WHER YEW LIVVVE. SASQUATCH EEEAT YEW IN SLHEEEAP!
MIEEE CAANT HHEHLP CLAGG NUTZ IN FUR :( SASQUATCH NEVRRR WOSE HAIHRRR! GRRRRRRR SASQUATCH PWEFFFARR RUNWAIII
MIE WANT LADIE SASQUATCH TO SHHHAWRRRE HAIWRY DONGG
SASQUATCH NOT LIIIEK REJECSHON :(
YYYYEWWWWW COME BED WRITH MIE?
MMMM ME NOTTT LIEK ALBRUM PUSSSSH BAK. ME WANT ROB TO GO BANGG BANGG :(
MMMM MIEEE LIKEEEEY DOOOKTRRRRR COXXX!
RRRRRAAWWEEE MMMIIIE LIKEEEY NOMBBBBRR WONNN LISSST
RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
IIIIA WIKE CUDDDDLEEEY TIIIIAAAME
SUUUUUUUUURRRRRP
IOOOWWW LIIIIIIIIEEEK HYYYYYBRRRRNASSSSSSHNNNNN