If you mean a piercing on my cock, fuck no. I would never in a million years get that done. We are talking excruciating pain. :lol:
I finished my shopping for you and my mom today. Got you a little something extra. :P
Am I the only one who's getting tired of this Natalee Holloway shit? Her parents have put millions of dollars into solving something that...
Next weekend is going to be godly. :lol:
I'm finishing my mother's Christmas shopping today while Andrea is at work lol.
You say sleep together like it has a sexual connotation to it. Oh well...it does, so you weren't mistaken ;). Goodnight! Love you.
You already know I wish I could climb under the sheets with you and cuddle you to sleep [insert chorus of awws here], but that'll just have to...
Well at least having a pass limits the amount of people who can apply for your job. And don't feel sick, your hard work has added up to this...
Link me in a PM. I wanna flip it off for all the stress it's given to you. :P
You can do it. I'm confident this job is yours. If not, then fuck em..you can just have an extended stay up here in Pennsylvania. :D
No no, this is where you do the horror movie chick stereotype and be like: "ZOMGZ AHHHH...IM GONNA DIE, ZOMG LOOK AT ME IM SHOWING MY BOOBS. OMG...
On second thought, that Machete wasn't such a bad idea. *Chases after you with a psychotic laugh*.
They both can hold a lot of cock? *RUNS*
Probably would. *tucks machete behind my back* :P I'll say the joke for you: It looks like he's humping/fucking some chick in the ass. ...and...
That is NOT your handwriting you cheater. :lol:
Ugh...the things I could say to that right now..I swear to god. >_<:D As for me, here's my handwriting. It unfortunately never improved past a...
I have...no comment anymore. :lol:
Well the big day is only 5 days away (as of typing this post), and my question is: how many of you have still not finished buying gifts and need...
No, and you better stop that. :lol:
Ugh *shakes head*. You'll be humping me after you see your Christmas present.