Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you end up on the beach the same time I go on vacation.... So I push you face first into the sand.

I wish that I could take a nap.

 

Granted, but you have no friends.

I wish i didnt just get headbutted in the ear.

 

Granted, have fun drinking this poisen.

I wish my iPod would charge quicker

 

Granted, you no longer corupt wishes stupidly.

I wish Hybrid was stupid again.

 

Granted but his IQ is still higher than yours.

I wish my hand wasn't bit by a thousand ants.

 

Granted but it was stung by a thousand hornets.
I wish I can get a better computer.

 

Granted, but you spil coffee on it.

I wish for a new shirt that says AWESOME on it.

 

Granted the AWESOMW was spelled wrong.
I wish I can go back home

 

Granted, but you get lost.

I wish it didn't take me so long to do my homework.

 

Granted but now you're in preschool.
I wish I didn't have to cook.

 

Granted, i'll cook.

I wish for more tome to play on my PS3

 

Granted but you burnt the food.

I wish I had more batteries for my radio.

 

Granted, but there the wrong type.

I wish the food wasn't burnt

 

Granted but it's raw again.
Wish I can have another donut.

 

Granted, but i ate half of it.

I wish for some more food.