Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Hybrid

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    Granted, apparently the washer is good at taking streaks out.

    I wish I was on a beach.
     
  2. Dusty

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    Granted, but you end up on the beach the same time I go on vacation.... So I push you face first into the sand. :awesome:

    I wish that I could take a nap.
     
  3. Hybrid

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    Granted, but you wake up standing buried in the sand up to your neck with the tide approaching rapidly.

    I wish I wasn't such a sadistic bastard.
     
  4. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you have no friends.

    I wish i didnt just get headbutted in the ear.
     
  5. Hybrid

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    Granted, instead you got your ear bare-assed sat on.

    I wish I had something else to drink.
     
  6. Super Sonic

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    Granted, have fun drinking this poisen.

    I wish my iPod would charge quicker
     
  7. Hybrid

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    Granted but it charges so much and developed a higher conscience. You've just doomed the world.

    I wish the world wasn't doomed.
     
  8. Super Sonic

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    Granted, you no longer corupt wishes stupidly. :lol:

    I wish Hybrid was stupid again.
     
  9. Jeff

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    Granted but his IQ is still higher than yours.

    I wish my hand wasn't bit by a thousand ants.
     
  10. Vdalem

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    Granted but it was stung by a thousand hornets.
    I wish I can get a better computer.
     
  11. Dusty

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    Granted, but you spil coffee on it.

    I wish for a new shirt that says AWESOME on it.
     
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    Granted the AWESOMW was spelled wrong.
    I wish I can go back home
     
  13. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you get lost.

    I wish it didn't take me so long to do my homework.
     
  14. Vdalem

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    Granted but now you're in preschool.
    I wish I didn't have to cook.
     
  15. Super Sonic

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    Granted, i'll cook. :awesome:

    I wish for more tome to play on my PS3
     
  16. Vdalem

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    Granted but you burnt the food.

    I wish I had more batteries for my radio.
     
  17. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but there the wrong type.

    I wish the food wasn't burnt
     
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    Granted but it's raw again.
    Wish I can have another donut.
     
  19. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but i ate half of it.

    I wish for some more food.
     
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    Granted, but I threw it away. I wish the LPA wasn't so quiet right now...
     

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