Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Vdalem

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    Granted but now you're deaf.
    I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
     
  2. Super Sonic

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    Granted, your now asleep.

    I wish you were awake.
     
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    Granted not I can't sleep again.
    I wish it wasn't so latee.
     
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    Granted, but now it's so early, you have to eat oatmeal.

    I wish I wasn't on medication.
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, your now seriously ill. :(

    I wish i could help you.
     
  6. Vdalem

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    Granted but you didn't know what to do.
    I wish I didn't have to go to doctor Tuesday.
     
  7. Super Sonic

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    Granted, you going today.

    I wish my lips weren't so sore.
     
  8. Hybrid

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    Granted, but now your significant other isn't happy with you.

    I wish I didn't gain back that weight...
     
  9. Super Sonic

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    Granted, you gained DOUBLE that weight.

    I wish i was going to see LP tomorrow.
     
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    Granted but 28 minutes before the show, mike calls into the radio station from home and says the shows cancelled.

    I wish I wasn't so awesome. I actually don't wish that, but you're going to complement me by corrupting that wish. Which is, in itself awesome. You're welcome.;)
     
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    Granted, now Sarah Palin is more awesome than you. Didn't see that comin' did ya? :trollface:

    I wish I had a bike from the OCC.
     
  12. Vdalem

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    Granted but it's from the OCC Pawn Shop
    I wish I didn't have to go to doctor.
     
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    Granted, now your going to see the Vet.

    I wish that I wasn't so sore.
     
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    Granted, but you had to tell her no. :awesome:

    I wished there was a water fountain that dispensed Mountain Dew.
     
  15. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but yoU have so much energy you cant stop running.

    I wish i was asleep
     
  16. Hybrid

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    Granted, but you wet the bed.

    I wish it would stop pussyfooting around and storm outside.
     
  17. Vdalem

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    Granted but the cops already smashed it.
    I wish the world was flat
     
  18. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you fall off the edge.

    I wish for some more bro tips.
     
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    Granted, but you got no bro and never will!

    I wish the moon was in your ass
     
  20. Super Sonic

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    Granted, you now have a massive ass (Not like you didn't anyway. :p)

    I wish for Hybrid to make a entry in the LPA Monthly Mix Up this month.
     

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