Granted, but now your significant other isn't happy with you. I wish I didn't gain back that weight...
Granted but 28 minutes before the show, mike calls into the radio station from home and says the shows cancelled. I wish I wasn't so awesome. I actually don't wish that, but you're going to complement me by corrupting that wish. Which is, in itself awesome. You're welcome.
Granted, now Sarah Palin is more awesome than you. Didn't see that comin' did ya? I wish I had a bike from the OCC.
Granted, but you had to tell her no. I wished there was a water fountain that dispensed Mountain Dew.
Granted, you now have a massive ass (Not like you didn't anyway. ) I wish for Hybrid to make a entry in the LPA Monthly Mix Up this month.