Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's the worst entry in the history of... well everything...

I wish I was as Super as Super Sonic!

 

Granted, but you can't handle the power of being super which causes your eyes to explode.

I wish I wasn't cold.

 

Granted, but now you are so hot you turn to cinder.

I wish I was a hit hip hop artist.

 

Granted but you can't handle the fame so you die..

I wish I could sleep some more

 

Granted but now you need a frog to kiss you so you can wake up.
I wish I had a banana for my cereal

 

Granted, but it's not ripe.

I wish I had an ice cream bar.

 

Granted, but it's freezer burnt.

I wish my goatee was longer.

 

Granted, its now down to your toes.

I wish my goatee was smaller.

 

Granted, but it was cut by a rusty dildo.

I wish Lupe Fiasco was my friend.

 

Granted, but you're friends with benifits.

I wish that the WiFi at my job would work already!

 

Granted, but you can only access LPLive.

I wish belt wasn't broke.

 

Granted, but now it's too small.

I wish I could understand the answer to life and everything about bacon and stuff.

 

Granted. Just kidding, that will never happen ;D

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

 

Granted, but it's a SO BAMF for a pc that it explodes from all the BA! xD

I wish I could draw

 

Granted but all you can draw now is circles.
I wish I had another pancake on a stick.

 

Granted, but it costs $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

I wish i had that much money.