Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but the secret ingredentent will cause you pain beyond anything that has or was painful.

I wish for a rainbow pony!

 

Granted, but it pulls the sky down

I wish for some more bro tips from Dustin.

 

Granted, but my bro tips may cause internal bleeding. (And yes, I added a new bro tip... Hope your insides don't hurt... )

I wish that I could go back to bed!

 

Granted, but you dont sleep.

I wish i wasn't internally bleeding.

 

Granted, now its turned into anal bleeding.

I wish the damn dog would stay out of the trash!

 

Granted, but he goes in to my trash

I wish your dog would get out of my trash

 

Granted, but he's now in your bathroom drinking from the toilet and pissing everywhere else but there!

I wish it was thursday

 

Granted, but you slept through the day.

I wish i would turn the computer off and go sleep.

 

Granted, but someone wakes you up in an hour and you can't fall asleep after that..

I wish that the weekend could be a day longer

 

Granted, but you cant leave the house on that day.

I wish for a actual wish.

 

Granted, but you can only wish your WORST wish ever...

I wish love wasn't complicated

 

Granted, but I misread that wish and now love isn't so constipated.

I wish I had more food in my house.

 

Granted, but i ate it all.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

 

granted, but it will grow 8 times larger.

I wish I had nicer shoes.

 

Granted but you can't wear them because they're too small

I wish I wasn't tired

 

Granted, your now asleep

I wish that i could change the result of yesterdays game

 

Granted but now it's a tie.
I wish I can have a fresh donut.

 

Granted, but only half

I wish the credits weren't so long.

 

Granted but the beginning is now an hour long.
I wish I can find some better shoes

 

Granted, there only a bit better though

I wish i weren't so yellow.