Corrupt A Wish

Granted .....
I wish I was a size 8.

 

Granted, but i misread it as size 80

I wish my room didn't stink.

 

Granted, but now your room is the city park bench (lol doesn't really help the smell does it?)

I wish I wouldn't have to clear snow for work tomorrow

 

Granted but you going to have to clear snow for the whole town now

I wish I can see better in the dark

 

Granted, but you cant see in light anymore

I wish my milk wasn't off.

 

Granted, but now your milk is turned on, and is trying to mate with you.


I wish my movie would ship already.

 

Granted, but the ship sinks.

I wish for the key for my window in my room

 

Granted, but it's rusty.

I wish I don't have to go use the toilet right now.

 

Granted, but you've just exploded

I wish there was something good on tv

 

Granted, but your TV is broken.

I wish I had a taser in the shape of a Pikachu.

 

Granted, but you tasered yourself

I wish for extra time

 

Granted, but now you have too much time on your hands duh duh duh duh duh duh clap clap too much time on your hands duh duh duh duh duh duh

I wish I didn't have Styx stuck in my head now XD

 

Granted, now you have Kenny G. stuck in your head.

I wish that I had more Dr. Pepper!

 

Granted, but its flat.

I wish I had amazing abs

 

Granted, but its just a picture

I wish that i had a golden ticket

 

Granted, but it gets you into a Yanni concert.

I wish i was warmer than 19 degrees outside

 

Granted but now it's too hot for ya!
I wish I can go back to sleep

 

Granted, but now your surronded drawves, in glass case, and under a spell.

I wish I didn't have to work right now

 

Granted, but tommorow you go to work and aren't allowed to leave.

I wish that i could dance

 

Granted but all you can do now is square dancing to Bieber!

I wish I had some coffee.