Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's decaf.

I wish for some gas money.

 

Granted, you have chosen Sega because that was the right choice.

I wish Hybrid would join Team SEGA

 

Granted, he becomes a spy for Team Capcom and double crosses Team Sega as Knuckles.

I wish I had more pork chops.

 

granted, but they're mutton chop sideburns made of pork

I wish my farts really did smell like roses

 

Granted but you fart out thorns too.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

Granted, you off to work NOW.

I wish Team SEGA werent so awesome.

 

Granted, but you cant spell now.

I wish it was all perfect.

 

Granted, but this Friday is Judgement Day, prepare for war!


I wish I was a musician.

 

Granted, but I misunderstood you and you will fall down the up escalator, there by making fall longer

I wish these donuts tasted better

 

Granted but all you can taste is donuts from now on.
I wish I had another slice of pizza.

 

Granted, but its the size of Manhattan

I wish I had longer hair

 

Granted but the wig shop is closed.
I wish I know Hahn's address.

 

Granted, but you get charged for stalking XD

I wish I had money for tattoos

 

Granted but you have to use the money for band aids!
I wish I knew Korean.

 

Granted, but its half korean half english or korenglish

I wish I could make up awesome words like "korenglish" all the time