Corrupt A Wish

Granted but now you talk just like them all the time.
I wish I can take a nap.

 

Granted, but you never wake up

I wish my tea would hurry up

 

Granted but it taste like coffee.
I wish I had a napkin.

 

Granted, but its used.

I wish for a wish which is a uncorruptable wish.

 

Granted, but now Derek The Infamous has doomed us all.

I wish my mouth didn't hurt right now.

 

Granted, but the lack of pain in your month keeps you from figuring out that there is a deadly infection in your face.

I wish that it would stop raining.

 

granted, but it will never rain again.

I wish the LPA had a like button

 

Granted, but it's only to like your mom.

I wish for a larger television.

 

Granted, but the thing you can watch on the TV is the View.

I wish my cold would go away.

 

granted, you now have Ebola.

I wish I hadn't put beans on my taco

 

granted, out of no where a bird spat beans on your taco and your taco was terminated.

i wish the end of 2013 could come now so i can finish school already!!!!!!!!

 

Granted, but because it came so quick you don't learn anything and you become a hobo

I wish I hadn't stopped at that stupid food processor presentation

 

Granted, but because you did this, the food processor presenter decided to throw all the salsa he was making at the back of your head, which in turn burns your scalp because he was using Naga Jolokia chili peppers in his recipe.


I wish the taco I ate had some meat in it.

 

Granted, whale meat taco supreme!

I wish I wasn't sick!

 

Granted but now you have PMS. Don't ask me how you got it, *sings* I'll never tell.....
I wish the day was already over with.

 

Granted, but its over for you...... FOREVER!

I wish that I could have a bacon cheeseburger!

 

Granted, but it's. . . . . . . . . . . TURKEY BACON!!! DUH DUH DUH

I wish that pizza hadn't burned the roof of my mouth

 

Granted, but it fell in your lap burning your junk.

I wish I had some more Foo Fighters albums.

 

Granted, but they dont work

I wish i could defeat the final boss in Sonic Generations.