Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you spend every minute of life trying and it finally comes the moment before you die.

I wish I hadn't missed the chance to post something about my 400th post

 

Granted but you'll have to give up your chance for your 500th post.

I wish I wasn't Monday.

 

Granted, it now Next Monday.

I wish my avatar wasn't so small.

 

Granted, now it's too big.
I wish I had some pancakes.

 

Granted, but they are burned.

I wish people would post in the "Create-A-Phrase" thread.

 

Granted but nobody knows how the start it.
I wish I was sleeping.

 

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish for a haircut.

 

Granted but you look like Bieber now.
I wish I had some chocolate ice cream.

 

Granted, but i ate half

I wish for a colder drink

 

granted, but now its frozen.

I wish I wasn't babysitting

 

Granted but baby is sitting on you.
I wish I have more coffee.

 

Granted, but you have to roast the beans yourself.

I wish my allergies would go away.

 

Granted, but you get new ones.

I wish that it was friday (lulz i actually do!)

 

Granted, but now you have turned into Rebecca Black.

I wish the MW3 hype would die down on Facebook already.

 

Granted, but there is now Battlefield 3 hype

I wish for MW3

 

Granted, but I interpreted MW3 as Moms Want 3somes. You are welcome.

I wish for a golden toilet.

 

Granted, but its full

I wish for more songs

 

granted, they are all Rebeca Black

I wish I had more popcorn chicken

 

Granted but they're burnt.
Wish for some hot donuts.

 

granted, they're hot man doghnuts your welcome

I wish my nipples were even XD