Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you now have no body

I wish that it was tommorow already

 

granted, buts it tomorrow for the rest of your life (you know like in groundhog's day)

I wish my car didn't make horrible noises when I turn

 

Granted, it makes a horrible noise all the time.

I wish that it was 1 already.

 

Granted but it's 1am.

Wish I can go back to sleep

 

Granted, but its buts its 100 miles big and crushes millions, enjoy your murder cake

I wish my friends would let me help fight the space monkeys

 

Granted, but the space moneys multiplied by a million

i wish i had potato and gravy from KFC, a large most preferably

 

Granted, but the workers spit in it.

I wish I had awesome headphones

 

Granted, but they dont work

I wish i was still on holiday

 

Granted but it's groundhog's day forever.
I wish I had some butter for my oatmeal.

 

Granted, but its old

I wish i could complete this game already

 

Granted but game went out on last level.
I wish I didn't have this cold.

 

Granted, now it's the flu.

I wish that I had more motivation.

 

Granted, but just a little bit

I wish i could be bothered.

 

granted, but you can't be bothered

i wish i could fast forward time.

 

Granted, but you always go to far and have rewind and accidentally go to far and that goes on for hours

I wish people wouldn't look at me funny while I'm driving and um. . . "singing"

 

Granted, but you speak different languages and can't understand each other.

I wish there wasn't a weird and slightly racist man living in my house