Corrupt A Wish

lol your very determined and are clearly in love so for being adorable, granted. lol que studio audience "awwwwwwwwwww"

I wish I wasn't such a softie

 

granted, but you were born a stuffed toy

i wish i could always get A+ at school and not work to hard

 

Granted, but your stupid because you don't study properly

I wish my computer would load my videos faster

 

Granted, but your stupid because you didn't study properly

I wish my computer would load my videos faster

 

Granted but loading so fast, your pc blew up

Wish I still had butter for my oatmeal.

 

Granted, but the butter has a lovely shade of green on it.

I wish I had $250 for something on eBay.

 

Granted, but the thing on ebay is a dildo.

I wish i could have Dustins dildo.

 

Granted, but Derek had to use it first.

I wish Derek would lose the game.

 

Granted, but i found it

I wish i didnt have a cold.

 

Granted, now you have diarrhea.

I wish my CD would get here already

 

Granted but its the wrong one.

I wish for a party.

 

Granted but the clown is late!
I wish I had some fries.

 

Granted, but they are sweet potato fries.

I wish I had some tortilla chips and salsa.

 

Granted but stall.
I wish I had some chocolate.

 

Granted, but it's bakers chocolate. BITTTERRRRR

I wish I had some candy

 

Granted, but i ate it

I wish for there to be more post whorers.

 

granted, but there's none to begin with

i wish to have a twister from KFC yum!!!!!!

 

Granted but Derek ate it.
I wish I can get to take my bath soon.

 

granted, but the water tap broke

i wish linkin parks 5th album got released today

 

granted, but its a collaboration with Rebecca Black and justin Beiber. . . shit I just fucked all of us over XD

I wish I didn't screw up my voice "singing"