Corrupt A Wish

Granted but now you sounds like Bieber
Wish Joe and Phi make an album of their own.

 

Granted, but you dont like it

I wish LPU11 wasn't so awesome.

 

granted but it's so freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!

i wish people would understand that ATS is a epic album?

 

Granted, but, but. . . aw Lp is uncorruptable XD

I wish I had money for LPU 11

 

granted, but you won the lottery for 10 million dollars................ after LPU11 magically sold out

i wish i could eat something cold like ice-cream right now.......... yum!!!!!!!!!

 

Granted, but its so cold you get permanent brain freeze

I wish I didn't feel sick over the fact I don't have LPU11 RIGHT NOW!!!

 

granted, but you are dying by the fact that you haven't got it

i wish i had telekinetic powers

side note: pedgeon48 i am in the same boat as you

 

Granted, but all you can move with your mind is a mouse.

I wish I didn't have to be up this early for work.

 

Granted, you have to get up evern earlier now

I wish I didn't have to get up this early work XD

 

Granted but now you have to live there in order to not be late anymore.
Wish I had a donut.

 

Granted, but its covered in soup

I wish for more demos.

 

granted, but LP just gave us the last of their demos

i wish to have a super sold drink

 

Granted, You had a drink and it got super sold to someone else XD

I wish I had that job up north that's equal to mine only better in every way

 

granted, you got a job down south that's worse in every way

i wish i could change my view's about things in a split second

 

Granted, your now Mitt Romney XD BOOM, BOOM! SUCK ON THAT MITT!!! lol sorry

I wish I had money for itunes

 

granted, iTunes doesn't exist

i wish i ate a large pizza with a big bottle of coke........ yum!!!.....burp!!!!

 

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish these grapes weren't disgusting

 

granted, but they are (depending on the colour)

i wish the teacher was smart enough to turn the air condition on rather than the heater on a hot day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Granted, she makes it so cold that you all become cryogenically frozen

I wish I could find what I was looking for

 

granted, it was never there in the first place

i wish i could teleport to places instead of walking to places