Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but when you come out the other end your body parts are in the wrong places

I wish my skin wasn't so dry

 

Granted, but you turned to stone

i wish today would end a bit quicker than usual

 

Granted, but *sings* theres no time left for you. . . anyone? No, lol ok

I wish someone would get my obscure music jokes XD

 

Granted, the computer gets it

i wish i could fly

 

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings melt

I wish the music videos I downloaded would work

 

granted, they work and the music videos start 0:00-0:00, so u get to watch the whole music video

i wish i was a billionaire

 

Granted but now you have to live in NY and lose more then 80% of it in taxes.
Wish I had a date for tonight.

 

Granted, its me.

I wish for some more tea.

 

Granted but it's cold.
Wish I had a snack.

 

Granted, its shit

I wish i weren't so immature

 

Granted now you're very immature
I wish I can ride in a limo.

 

Granted, but it crashed

I wish we weren't gonna burn inside the fires of a thousand suns.

 

Granted, now we're gonna burn in the fires of a million suns, thanks a lot sonic

I wish I hadn't bought that crappy body wash

 

granted, but you did and you bought a life supply of it

i wish the guy next to me wasn't as smart as he is

 

Granted but know he's richer too
I wish I didn't have work tomorrow

 

granted, but you have to work for the rest of your life

i wish i could start working and get out of school

 

Granted, your a stripper

I wish Hybrid's new baby to be perfectly healthy and all that good jazz

 

Granted, the baby doesn't exist

i wish i was as helpful as the guy next to me

 

Granted, but he moved just before.

I wish for a prize

 

Granted, you have won (drum roll) a life supply of plastic bags