Corrupt A Wish

Thanks 1STPKLOSER.

 

your welcome

 

XD

I wish I hadn't made Hybrid's new baby disappear *sniffles*

 

Granted but you mixed it with a different baby.

I wish I can have a donut.

 

Granted, but because you've had that wish before it doesn't work.

I wish i was sexy

 

Wish granted. Unfortunately you are only seen as sexy to mosquitoes and leech's.

I wish I could lose 20 pounds overnight.

 

Granted, but you put 40 pounds on the next day

I wish for a pizza

 

Granted, but it's three weeks old.

I wish for a big house.

 

Granted, but everyone else now has a bigger house to.

I wish that i could make an entry for the LPA Monthly Mix Up

 

granted, it got deleted as soon as you made the remix

i wish i was more awake

 

Granted, but you never sleep again.

I wish i could dance

 

Granted, but you can never stop *sings* you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. cause if your friends don't dance than your friends are no friends of mine.

I wish I had more opportunities to break out into the safety dance song

 

granted, but now it's considered unsafe

i wish i could teleport

 

Granted but the teleporter is the toilet (you know, like in Harry Potter)

I wish for a trillion dollars

 

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I wasn't woke up at 4:30am.

 

Granted but now you wake up on your own at 3:00 am
I wish I had french toast for beakfast

 

Granted, but now it's a Frenchmen with a piece of toast.

I wish I had some caffeinated beverages right now.

 

Granted, but you cant stop running

I wish my lip wasn't sore

 

Granted, but now it's a banana.

I wish for a banana.

 

Granted, but it tastes like my lip.

I wish I knew what it meant