Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you more confused then ever.
I wish my desk wasn't so messy.

 

Granted, but its now dirty

I wish Team SEGA were still going.

 

Granted but only after its bought out by team capcom

I wish it didn't feel like I'm going insane

 

Granted cause, just like us, you're already insane.
I wish I could wear jeans at work again.

 

granted, but none of your jeans fit right

I wish it was warmer than 10 degrees Fahrenheit outside

 

Granted,its 11

I wish for Sonic domination.

 

granted you now have your own block on Fox sundays, too bad its after animation domination. so nobody really cares

I wish I had my old ipod and music library back

 

Granted, but you ipod doesnt turn on

I wish the adverts would finish

 

granted, but (insert funny and ironic way to ruin your wish)

I wish I knew what the adverts were

 

Granted, but you now not stupid.

I wish Pidgeon was clever.

 

lmao granted

I wish I didn't take a wish for me to be clever XD

 

Granted, you took two

I wish i was a kangaroo

 

Granted, but you get eaten by a crocadile (aw that one was kinda sad)

I wish this cinnamin roll/donut had more of a cinnamin roll taste

 

Whats cinnamon?

I wish I wasn't trollin'

 

Granted, your not trollin'. . . . . . . . . . . . here. Your now trollin' under a bridge and you tell riddles to talking goats

I wish Colfax jokes worked outside of Colorado

 

Granted, but they no longer work in Colorado

I wish it was Christmas.

 

Granted but no gifts for you
I wish I wasn't broke.

 

Granted, you now actually broken in half now though.

I wish for awesome presents at Christmas.

 

Granted, but they're not for you. THEY ARE FOR ME!!!

I wish I had a mowhawk

 

Granted, but its you pubic hair.

I wish it was warmer