Fart in the duck

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    Todd

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    WARNING: NOT WORK SAFE AND EXTREMELY FILTHY AND OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE.

    This is awesome :lol:

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    Kabouter Plop. That's dutch. :lol:
     
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    Belgian. *proud* :lol:

    He's actually singing that "There's a hole in his roof".
     
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    Yes, fine fine. But he sings dutch. :p

    Actually, it sucks that dutch/belgian people know what he is singing, cause now it's not even so funny. :p
     
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    :lol: This is awesome. "Bang her mum" XD

    Are you guys really hearing that? (people who don't understand dutch).
     
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    :lol: I think I saw this programme before.
     
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    it be funnyz patch!!! :lol: i fart in my duck....lol
     
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    :lol: Yeah, it's weird... because I obviously know the lyrics of that song by heart.
     
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    I just sent this to my brother who is now unbelievably offended. :lol:
     
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    Lick like, don't mind - three squirts, i'm fine

    ahahahahahahah :lol:
     
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    Gitsnik

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    Here is the real translation of the lyrics (it's not as funny :lol:):

    Dutch:
    Vanmorgen stond ik heel vroeg op.
    Ik voelde druppels op mijn hoofd.
    Ik keek omhoog en zag toen pas.
    Wat er daarboven gaande was.
    Er was een gat het was heel groot.
    En door dat gat viel er een noot.
    Daarna viel er een tak op mij.
    En ook een heel groot ? ei.

    Er zit een gat in mijn dak. (x2).
    Ik voel me niet op mijn gemak.
    Er zit een gat in mijn dak (x3).
    Ik voel me niet op mijn gemak.
    Het is door dat gat in mijn dak.

    Ja, wat heeft dat nu met klus te maken?
    Dat zal ik eens vlug zeggen.

    Ik riep toen mijn vriend Klus erbij.
    Hij zij dat is echt iets voor mij.
    Hij timmerde een uur of tien.
    En toen was dat gat niet meer te zien.
    Klus riep toen kijk ik deed het weer.
    Hij sprong van vreugde op en neer.
    Plots hoorde ik lawaai en "krak".
    Er was een nieuw gat in mijn dak.

    Er zit een gat in mijn dak. (x2).
    Ik voel me niet op mijn gemak.
    Er zit een gat in mijn dak (x3).
    Ik voel me niet op mijn gemak.
    Het is door dat gat in mijn dak.


    English:
    This morning I woke up real early.
    I felt drops on my head.
    I looked up and then saw.
    What was going on up there.
    There was a hole, it was real big.
    And through that hole fell a nut.
    Then there fell a branch on me.
    And also a very big egg.

    There is a hole in my roof
    I don’t feel at ease
    There is a hole in my roof
    I don’t feel at ease
    It’s because of that hole in my roof.

    What does that have to do with Klus? I’ll tell you that.

    I then called my friend Klus.
    He said that’s really something for me.
    He hammered for about ten hours.
    And then the hole had disappeared
    The Klus screamed : Look I did it again!
    He jumped up and down from joy.
    All of a sudden I heard some noise and “Bang”
    There was a new hole in my roof.

    There is a hole in my roof
    I don’t feel at ease
    There is a hole in my roof
    I don’t feel at ease
    It’s because of that hole in my roof.


    Maybe Pooky or Stof can tell me if the translation is ok.
     
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    Those are actually funnier.
     
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    All I know is that I have been singing the FAKE translation of this all day lol.
     
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    lol what the hell?
     

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