Farting/BM stories part1 cont.

This is number 3 this time, you can make up stories!
My story have a true person that I met in the Bahamas when he was 10 yrs old. His name was Lin Geng Xin! He was my first true love. He isa famous chinese pop singer who was in super junior, a 15 member all boy korean pop group. They are famous too. I call famous very popular. Lin's stage name is Hangeng.

Lin Geng Xin's birthday was february 9 1984. He is now 28. We have a house together with pets. They are: two hamsters, a parrot and a cat. The cat is the only pet that is not in same cage. In the family room we are standing up, then our cat come in. we were talking about fun memories we had in the bahamas. as soon as we stopped talking, our cat made a loud ka-boom (fart) noise! We thought it was one of us. We looked very confused. At the same time, we zasked each other "honey, was that you?" We paused. Our cat suddenly made two more loud ka-booms! Lin, my husband & I (his wife) said at same time "hon-ney that was you" then out of the blue, our cat started jumping every time it farted! The higher our cat jumps, the louder our cat's fart gets! He Sammy (our same cat), is very noticable when he jumps high. Sammy had fast farts, one after another, but he pauses a few seconds after he farts two farts. He then paused for five minutes. He said meow softly a few times while walking in very little steps pasting back and fourth! Then a very loud fart, the loudest fart we heard from Sammy, hsounded like a loud tuba. When Sammy did that, he jumped very big, he jumped all the way to our ceiling, through our roof. Luckly, he landed outside on our grass with feet being on the ground.


Part 2: our cat Sammy farts so loud, it freaks out our small dog! When our dog freaks out,, he (Timmy Shabang)
rnus in circles chasing his bootay, trying to figure out if those farts came from him! The more loder and faster, the more faster, jumpier (when scared) and he gets little shakey! He barks and says rrwaw. The sound that dogs make when they are scared!

 

Well you know it's one of our guilty pleasure! *shakes head then pinches nose*