Football Player Entrance Exam.

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    Will

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    Entrance Exam, Football Player Version
    Time limit: 3 weeks

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
    or;
    Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
    a. Build a bridge
    b. Sail the ocean
    c. Lead an army
    d. Write a play

    4. What religion is the Pope?
    a. Jewish
    b. Catholic
    c. Hindu
    d. Polish
    e. Agnostic
    (Check only one)

    5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approx.)

    8. What are the people in America's far north called?
    a. Westerners
    b. Southerners
    c. Easterners
    d. Northerners

    9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

    11. Where does the rain come from?
    a. Macy's
    b. 7-Eleven
    c. Canada
    d. The sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    a. Yes
    b. No

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?

    15. Explain Le Chatelier's principle of Dynamic Equilibrium or;
    Spell your name in block letters.

    16. Where is the basement in a 3-story building located?

    17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    a. New York
    b. Florida
    c. Canada
    d. Wisconsin

    18. Advanced math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

    19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

    -- You must answer three (3) or more questions correctly to qualify --
     
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    Entrance Exam, Football Player Version
    Time limit: 3 weeks

    1. What language is spoken in France?
    English

    2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
    or;
    Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
    Trudeau

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
    a. Build a bridge
    b. Sail the ocean
    c. Lead an army
    d. Write a play
    Sail the Ocean

    4. What religion is the Pope?
    a. Jewish
    b. Catholic
    c. Hindu
    d. Polish
    e. Agnostic
    (Check only one)
    Satanic

    5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?
    2.5 Ft.

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
    12:05

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approx.)
    0, no one liked him.

    8. What are the people in America's far north called?
    a. Westerners
    b. Southerners
    c. Easterners
    d. Northerners
    Southerners

    9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.
    Busch, Cartor, Clinten

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
    Jack, Bobby, Robie, Anthony, Phil

    11. Where does the rain come from?
    a. Macy's
    b. 7-Eleven
    c. Canada
    d. The sky
    Canada

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
    a. Yes
    b. No
    No

    13. What are coat hangers used for?
    Hang up Pants

    14. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
    Iraq

    15. Explain Le Chatelier's principle of Dynamic Equilibrium or;
    Spell your name in block letters.
    Brian

    16. Where is the basement in a 3-story building located?
    1st Floor

    17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
    a. New York
    b. Florida
    c. Canada
    d. Wisconsin
    Canada

    18. Advanced math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
    6
    19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
    National Boobie Cop-A-Feeler


    Soo...did I pass? :unsure:
     
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    You weren't actually supposed to answer, lol.
     
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    Answers: V V V V V
     
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    :'( :'( :'(

    i'm smurt.
     
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    YOU'RE WRONG MARK, ALL WRONG!

    I'M RIGHT! :shifty:

    :chemist:
     
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    :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
     
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    :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( [/b][/quote]
    Did anyone even read mine?

    Lmao :lol:
     
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    Did anyone even read mine?

    Lmao :lol: [/b][/quote]
    yeah, i did.

    i just thought you were trying your hardest to get the questions right, i found nothing weird about you getting all the questions wrong....
     
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    Bryan

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    yeah, i did.

    i just thought you were trying your hardest to get the questions right, i found nothing weird about you getting all the questions wrong.... [/b][/quote]
    You thought I was trying my hardest to get them right?

    I'm not that stupid. :lol:
     
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    Uhhh... I'm not going to say a word on that one.. :chemist:
     
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    We have some weird staff on these forums :p
     
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    DO I PASS? DO I?
    :wth:
     
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    hmm..thats hard
     

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