Ian MacKaye is alive. Elvis is still dead.

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/ent...og/2007/10/ian_mackaye_is_alive_elvis_is.html

I figured I'd post this mainly because it has the best title of any article ever.

 

"I am happy to report that I am not dead." I think that's the greatest comment anyone's ever had regarding any subject ever.

 

And that.

 

Not only that, but it comes from The Baltimore Sun. My hometown.

 

And that too I guess

Oh yeah, and it's Ian Mackaye. When he actually does die it'll spell the end of the world.

 

I kind of figured this was a hoax when I noticed his wiki-page was locked.
Someone just got bored I guess.