If/Then Game

He'd be really bruised or dead already

If swords gave off pleasure

 

...Then you'd be very pleased.

If chocolate turned into asparagus in your mouth...

 

...I'd never eat it again.

If the world ended tomorrow...

 

...We'd all be dead.

If pigs could fly..

 

...everything would be possible.

If it was summer...

 

Then fall would get angry

If it were in your shirt rather than in your pants

 

Then I'd have a zip up shirt.



If a genie offered you three wishes...

 

Then I'd wish for infinate wishes and then immortality

If soccer balls were triangular

 

...then that'd just be weird. (I couldn't think of anything at all. )

If a woodchuck could chuck wood...

 

...Then we would all know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

If there was peace in the world...

 

...then I'd wonder what was being planned.

If skate shoes actually had arch support...

 

Then Jason Lee would take up skateboarding again

If black was a color

 

...then my sister would hate it.

If you're born to like a certain thing...

 

...then you're human

If the LPA shut down...

 

...then I'd be sad.

If you talk to your stomach...

 

Then My stomach would come from out of my body and slap me with my lungs to shut me up

If the sentence above was any longer

 

...then it would win an award.

If everybody was kung-fu fighting...

 

...then those chaps would be fast as lightening

If it was a little bit frightening...

 

...then it would indeed be just that.

If King Kong got ahold of a Jeep...

 

Then he'd drive to Japan and seek out Goku

If Japanese anime was made in america