Random Thoughts 16

subtle is my middle name.
















Well actually that's a complete and utter lie, but if I told you my real one, I'd have to kill you.

 

Matthew?

 

I fucking missed it. My life is over.

 

Wrong. That's my brother's first name though. Not stalking me again are you?

 

Oddly enough, it actually is
*kills you*

Daniel: Mark? Luke? John?

 

Holy fuck my brothers name is Matthew aswell. Not that uncommon a name to start theories about Harlz being a stalker mind you.










I think Harlz is a stalker.

 

It's a conspiracy.

 

I'm not a stalker.
Though it wouldn't be too hard for me to track you down Cale...

*plots*

 

so you're a lazy stalker too then. Can't be fucked coming all the way to WA eh?

 

I do live "2 streets away from you*". A pretty close guess I might say.

A bit...too close.










*Quote may be slightly fabricated.

 

Can't be fucked spending all my time getting sand and shit out of my eyes.

You know, cos WA is like, a desert, and wind blows, and sand blows, and gets in your eye, and yea, its like, pretty shit, so I don't wanna do that, and yea.
Yea.

Ok I'm off.

 

nah, it's only like that trying to GET here.

Soft. Laters.

 

The wind usually goes the other way, and we end up getting all the sand.

I remember one day at primary school we got hit hard by the western sand. Although it was probably South Australia or NT being cunts rather than WA.

 

You have such a way with words.

 

I love my way with words. I attribute it to RedCafe.net legends who nurtered my cynical, non-serious internet tone.

In any case I might as well go to bed. Lucas da Hellflame has poked his Pommy head into the forum which means our little Aussie jig is over.

I love you Lucas. Long time. See you in the "Soccer" Thread.

 

well, RT just got postwhore raped.

 

Before I go I will leave you with my favourite excerpt from RedCafe. I think it's the greatest forum rant ever, and it's since become a Caf legend.

"listen cockface...you are the most vile cumstain I've ever encountered on this forum. You monopoloise every thread you come across with some half arsed one liner that would'nt qualify for the Joe Longthorne show and then present yourself like you are the King of comedy on American prime time. You epitimise most of what I detest about the internet...opinions formed at the drop of a hat....petty jokes at the expense of others with no thought for their feelings and most of all the self absorbing egotistical self correction of spelling that really points out to every other poster that the highlight of your day is a wank to "big tit weekly". You dont have the friends here you perceive yourself to have and have the intellect of a gnat and the culmanation of this scenario will be your demise in a slow and agonising manner.


Be warned."

 

that's fucking awesome.

 

I literally cried when I first read it.

Anyway. I'm going to actually go to bed this time. I'm not like Harlz who says "i'm off" and instantly shuts down.

I say I'm going, then check every fucking website on my links bar. Then maybe go to bed.

"I'm Off"

 

asshole...