I wrote this for the lyrics competition, but then I decided not to use it and give the others a chance to win as well Ten Little Poems Ten little poems written down in just one day One was really shitty So I burned the bitch in flames Nine little poems hung with me in the local bar I got so drunk that I sold one To some guy with a guitar Eight little poems, I don’t know which one to post But suddenly MS Word just crashed And now one more is lost Seven little poems, more than half were about sex I had to cut one out So now there’s only six Six little poems, I read them all to a friend He needed one to roll a joint I hope she’ll understand Five little poems, they’re all great I have no doubt But my girlfriend just dumped me So the one about her’s out Four little poems on a toilet seat with me I had no toilet paper left So now there’s only three Three little poems, two were in love with each other And that was so ridiculous That the third one died from laughter Two little poems then married in Las Vegas But one of them was hoe And run away with Cesc Fabregas One little sad poem came here to LPA Everybody loved her And she took the prize away
It's pretty awesome poem and not to be mean but I'm damn glad you didn't enter it into the contest, I would have surely lost then. lol.