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  1. The Emptiness Machine

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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks
     
  9. Melis

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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank.
     
  11. Melis

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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis.
     
  15. Melis

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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess)
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff
     
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    Derek starting to a very new life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart () and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across


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