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  1. lime treacle

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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly,
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly,
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as Scooby-Doo's ghost
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as Scooby-Doo's ghost. Actually the big
     
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    You can't put a dot there! Man. :lol:

    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as Scooby-Doo's ghost. Actually the big pudding supply was
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as Scooby-Doo's ghost. Actually the big pudding supply was really a dinosour's
     
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    :facepalm: The worst thing about playing this with you guys is when you butcher the English language. (Not meaning you, Daddy rocket Socks)

    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as Scooby-Doo's ghost. Actually the big pudding supply was really a dinosour's poop mountain that
     
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    Derek starting life that starts in October this year. His pet donkey, "Philis", was a pretty smart little fellah, and a cock blocker which was very sexy and horny. Derek also was excited about his new cunt machine that he bought last Thursday. He decided though, not to share this sword of sperm because he thinks Ree will get cooties from his very old and smelly crotch area. He also thinks Melis will fuck nothing because she is super duper smart, and she just now killed Batman and Homer. Daddy Rocket Socks won the lottery in his dreams and real life he donated all of his socks he has into the sock bank. Well, at the sperm bank, he tried to make pizza with Melis. Derek was very scared that Liz (the beautiful princess) would have to do crazy stuff like walk across the milka pit. The magical warrior named Scooby-Doo went into the big clown tent filled with smelly pussy. Actually it was not that smelly because the pussy smelled like pizza. Scooby likes pizza very much, so he smelled the pussy under her labia minora and fought for its big and awesome smell. Then suddenly, something happened really quickly that made the warrior jump in front of a moving train, time moved slowly, slowly, so, slowly, ever so slowly, and then the Bellend Man ran without thinking of his ex girlfriend's pudding supply which was called as Scooby-Doo's ghost. Actually the big pudding supply was really a dinosour's poop mountain that we all died.

    Start over!

    Zak went to
     
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    Zak went to a hospital where
     
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    Zak went to a hospital where the dingo ate
     

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